The more you dig in, the more you'll find !!!: Some Quotes...

I am posting some funny quotes about women..dont feel bad..these are jus quotes not facts..

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

This collection includes Friendship Quotes, Love Quotes, Inspirational quotes, motivational quotes or whatever you may want to call them. But these are very nice, interesting quotes in my opinion....

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." --Mother Teresa
Arise,Awake and stop not till the goal is reached.- Swami Vivekananda
Happiness is the delicate balance between what one is and what one has.
* ur absence should be long enough so that some one misses u ...but it should not be so long that someone learns to live without u ;-)
Men will spend $2 for $1 thing that they need...Women will spend $1 for $2 thing that they DONT WANT
There's never a wrong time to do the right thing, and there is never a right time to the wrong thing
LIFE GIVES ANSWERS IN THREE WAYS , IT SAYS YES AND GIVES WHATEVER U WANT, IT SAYS NO AND GIVES U SOMETHING BETTER, IT SAYS WAIT AND GIVES U THE BEST
Success means not the absence of failures, but attainment of ultimate objectives. Its like winning the war but not every battle
Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy. ~Aristotle
Never expect anything from people... the more you expect the more you feel bad when things happen against ur wish...When u dont expect things to happen... and wonders happen u feel really good! and satisfied also!
THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HEAVEN AND EARTH IS NOT A QUESTION OF ALTITUDE, IT'S A MATTER OF ATTITUDE.
* I went through so deep in your love that I met an dead end,...and i had to come back to love you again because there was no option other than you....
The most diffult thing is to be able to share your dreams with someone else!!
"Dreams r answers 2 questions we haven't yet figured out how 2 ask..."
To the question of your life, you are the only Answer. To the problem of your life, you are the only Solution.
IT IS NOT HOW MUCH U DO...BUT HOW MUCH LOVE U PUT IN DOING that matters..
* "A word of ENCOURAGEMENT during a FAILURE is worth more than an hour of PRAISE after SUCCESS!!!"
* "The tears fall, they're so easy to wipe off onto my sleeve...But how do I erase the stain from my heart???"
Life like Football likebased on emotion and intelligence. Anyone can be smart. The key to winning is not to think other as stupid'
* He who asks a question is a fool for a minute, He who asks no question is a fool forever.....
* love is wen u don wanna go to sleep cos reality is beter than dreamz...
* Do it !!!! Before U speak,listen--Before U write,think--Before U spend,earn--Before U invest,investigate--Before U criticise,wait--Before U pray,forgive--Before U quit,try--Before U retire,save --Before U die,give
* "True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side...."
dont concentrate on your goal so much that you dont enjoy the journey.
* If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me."
* The best kind of a friend is one with whom you sit on a bench, saying nothing & when u get up and go, u feel as if u had the best conversation of your life!
This is my all time favourite --There are only 2 eternities that can really break u down..Yesterday N Tomorrow..One is gone n another doesnt exist...So live today..
"A mirror reflects a man's face, but what he is really like is shown by the kind of friends he chooses."
* When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"
If SoMeOnE AsKs Me What is Friendship,"I wOuLd SiT nExT TO yOu, PuLL YoU aLL CloSe tO Me, PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd YoU aNd sAy pRoUdLy, tHiS Is fRiEnDsHiP.
Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cries, and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.
TiME & dlStaNce aRE uNimpoRtaNt BetwEEn fRiendS. WhEn a fRiend iS iN uR HEaRt, tHey REmaiN tHeRe 4eveR. i May BE buSy, But I aSSuRE ,, ,U R REMEMBERED always!!
Friends are like puzzle pieces.If one goes away, that piece can never be replaced & the puzzle will never be whole again.You are a piece I will keep FOREVER !!!
** When clouds breaks rain fall. When coconut breaks water falls. When luv breaks tears falls. But wen friendshp breaks life falls completly So never break friendship!.
A friend is a gift, a gift to share. A gift from a package marked handle with care. I want u to know that u are one of the best gifts i received. So plz Take Care.
A true friend is s'one who knows there's sth wrong even when u have the biggest smile on your face
friendship doesnot need every day conversation ,does not always need togetherness,as long as the relationship is kept in the heart ,true friends never go a part
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & FRIENDS like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.
Gr8 one --- One day Love and friendship met. Love asked... when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears"! Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
"Friendship is like a violin; the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever."