Headlines after 2019 worldcup !!!

2019 World Cup !!!!! News Headlines !!!!!

Gengis Khan,the XVIIIth steers Mongolia to a thumping win over India

Coach Sehwag to be sacked after India's defeat over Mongolia

"Tendulkar should consider quitting" : Rahul Dravid

Pathan touches 65 mph!!!

India out of Super 30 contention

VVS Laxman : "I still hope for a spot in the team in 2023"

NORTH KOREA don't want to take minnows Pakistan lightly

Korean captain Jong challenges minnows Pakistan to raise their game

Former Paki captain Inzamam : "Boys is not plays with heart"

Flintoff publishes 7th autobiography : "How I got drunk, shot and woke up in the Pacific"

Afridi retires from 20-20 cricket

Former Australian bowler and legendary Bollywood actor Brett Lee to be awarded with Satyajit Ray Lifetime Achievement Award

Greg Chappell talks of cracks in the Solomon Islands team: "Seniors are behaving like Mafia"

Security increased outside Sehwag's mithai shop after India's defeat

Titles of Cricketers.

We've seen many cricket players with their third name (i.e., the extra titles given to them) on the field or in the media..This is an attempt to put all those great titles at one place..
To start with..
Sachin Tendulkar --- "The batting maestro", "Little Master", "Master Blaster"
Rahul Dravid --- "The Wall", "Mr. Dependable"
Sourav Ganguly -- "Prince of Kolkata"
Dhoni -- "Jharkhand Dynamite"
Kumble -- "The Jumbo"
Sehwag -- "Nawab of najafgarh"
Shoiab Akhtar -- "Rawalpindi Express"


the list goes on....

Do you think these extra titles add extra burden to players??

OSO Review !!!

Movie : Om Shanti Om

Verdict : Super Hit.

A complete entertainer—that’s the one word that comes to everyone’s mind after watching this movie..there is action, drama, comedy, tragedy, n there is sentiment… coming to the story – it is based on reincarnation, I know there r many people who say “arey yaar, what is this punarjanma? Whos gonna watch this movie” but I tell you, you would not get bored in the movie though reincarnation in real is not possible..the first half of the movie is superb I would rather say the ultimate comedy ever produced by Bollywood in recent times.. and our SRK has acted brilliantly in comedy scenes even in the ones which include jokes on himself… and the second half.. I felt disappointed with the way it is handled, the story in second half is dragged too much, could have been done better by Farah Khan. But the background music and songs are excellent. Nice work by Vishan-Shekhar and Sandeep Chowtha. You’ll see a new SRK in the second half with his brand new six-packs. the Filmfare awards episode(especially the best actor nominees. :D.) just before the title song is simply fantastic..This 2007 has been a golden year for SRK, he has already had two big hits of Bollywood in his bag -- Chak De India, and OSO.. I hope he continues his form (just like sachin :D) in the next films. Any review would be incomplete if you don’t mention about the debut heroine Deepika, who steals the show with her charm and a lil bit of skin show even in the scenes where it is not needed. Overall, a good movie to watch out for SRK’s performance and for the spoofs on veteran bollywood actors.

Upcoming Apple Products -- iNnovative iDeas !!!

Software Satthaa !!!

sorry guys, only people who can understand telugu can enjoy this post..maximize the images for better view.

Worthy enough to read this !!!

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS :
1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?

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ANSWER:

The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.

No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she
needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.



MORAL OF THE STORY:

Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this way we miss out some warmth in human relationship

BCCI INBOX !!!

Employee Rules and Regulations

Employee Rules and Regulations



*Dress Code*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.


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*Sick Days*

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


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*Personal Days*

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.


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*Toilet Use*

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.


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*Lunch Break*

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.


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*Mails*

Don't read junk and forwarded mails.


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Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,

All questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.


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Top 21 things Indian does after returning from abroad -- Funny. :)

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:






21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.




20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.





19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.





18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.





17. Says Hey instead of Hi

Says Yogurt instead of Curd

Says Cab instead of Taxi

Says Candy instead of Chocolate

Says Cookie instead of Biscuit

Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway

Says got to go instead of Have to go

Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says

Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)





16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.





15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)





14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).





13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.







12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),

repeats Zee several times, if the other person

unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.







11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!





10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions.





9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.





8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.





7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke.





6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.







5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.





4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.







3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **, even after 4 months of arrival.







2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India ,

tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.





Ultimate one





1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When

was in US...





HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN???????

Impossible is nothing !!!

This is a case of photographer photographs photographer. The following photographs were taken by photographer Hans van de Vorst at the Grand Canyon, Arizona. The descriptions are his own. The identity of the photographer IN the photos is unknown.





I was simply stunned seeing this guy standing on this solitary rock IN the Grand Canyon.
The canyon's depth is 900 meters here. The rock on the right is next to the canyon and safe.

Watching this guy on his thong sandals, with a camera and a tripod I asked myself 3 questions:

1. How did he climb that rock?
2. Why not taking that sunset picture on that rock to the right, which is perfectly safe?
3. How will he get back?




This is the point of no return.




After the sun set behind the canyon's horizon he packed his things (having only one hand available)
and prepared himself for the jump. This took about 2 minutes.
At that point he had the full attention of the crowd.

After that, he jumped on his thong sandals...
The canyon's depth is 900 meters here.

Now you can see that the adjacent rock is higher so he tried to land lower, which is quite steep
and tried to use his one hand to grab the rock.




We've come to the end of this little story. Look carefully at the photographer.
He has a camera, a tripod and also a plastic bag, all on his shoulder or in his left hand.
Only his right hand is available to grab the rock and the weight of his stuff is a problem.

He lands low on this flip flops both his right hand and right foot slips away...
At that moment I take this shot.

He pushes his body against the rock.
He waits for a few seconds, throws his stuff on the rock, climbs and walks away.


Impossible is Nothing.
Where There is a Will, there is a Way.
Believe in Yourself.
All power is within You.
You can do Anything and Everything.
Have confidence in Yourself.

A true love story, Interesting !!!

A boy and a girl were in love.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them .

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.


The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot.


The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.


Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.


The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately.



She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.




This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired.






In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.







The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...

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"This is Nirma Washing Powder"

"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma



Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,



Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,



sabki pasand nirma



Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma.Nirma"



10 ka 1, do pe ek free











I know how you all are feeling now...



I have been through this too.



I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me

Tips to be followed in the office - A must read for everyone !!!

How to 'look' busy

1.Never walk without a document in your hands

People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the canteen. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy

Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you “will” get caught .Your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training expenses.

3. Messy desk

Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your desk, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4. Voice Mail

Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want you to do work for them. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there - it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed

Always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your senior the impression that you are always busy.

6. Leave the office late

Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss's room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours(e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.

7. Creative Sighing for Effect

Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.

8. Stacking Strategy

It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).

9. Build Vocabulary

Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with collegues. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you will sound impressive.

10. Have two jackets

If you work in a big open plan office, always leave a spare jacket draped over the back of your seat. This gives the impression that you are still on the premises. The second jacket should be worn while swanning around elsewhere.

Single stroke of a pen !! Superb !!!!

Click to enlarge it for the better view...

Hanging Temple Built 1400 Years ago !!!

I want to buy Vista !

Rare Collection of Tendulkar's Restaurant.

Hi Guys, Here are the pictures that I got in mail from one of my friends of Sachin Tendulkar's Restaurant in Mumbai..Hope u'll like them !!!


If Cricket is the Religion, then Sachin Tendulkar is the GOD.


If you talk about temple, there has to be mention of GOD. If you talk about cricket, you have to talk about Sachin Tendulkar.

How to Become Famous Blogger !!!

Google in Future !!!

Excuse me, what time is it?

May I know the time please?!

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the
time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.

Young Man:
Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you
will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you
were just passing by and came into wish me.
Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come
again.
This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made
it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter
has and I will then
have to introduce my young and
pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles.

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter

again and again. You will offer her to go out for a
movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start

waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall
in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and
tell
me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a
Watch

Love & Marriage !!!

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the padi field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the padi field, he start to realize that the padi is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."


"What is marriage then?" the student asked.
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn....
you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith
and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage

Bommarillu 2.0

*
In his meeting with his Project Leader after a long time, Balu explodes.....
*

Antha meere cheesaru... Motham meere cheesaru....
Chalu Sir... vachinnapadinunchi meeru naacheta cheyinchindi chalu, nenu
kolpoindi chalu, inka oddu please....
Sir asks what did you lost ???
Inka ardam kaaleda meeku. Ee COMPANY ki ochhinappudu naa deggara emundo,
velipoyetappudu emiledho ade Sir nenu kolipoindi- Programming skills.
Chinna chinna skills kuda kolipoyanu Sir meevalla.

Meereppudu mee team cheta goppa project cheyinchali, R&D work cheyinchalani
alochistharu. Kaani nakem vachoo, nenemi cheyyagalanoo meeru thelusukooru.

Then Sir tells that he thinks 1000 times before giving any work !!!

Avunu.... 1000 saarlu client requirements satisfy ayyaya ani alochisthaare
tappa, oka saari ayina nenu adi chayyagalanaa ani alochinchhara.
cheyyagaligina danikanna ekkuva work ivvadamlo satisfaction meeku telusu,
kaani ichina work avvakapothe andhulo unde baadha meeku thelidu- naaku
thelusu.

Asalu naatho maatladithega theliseedi nenemi chestunnanoo. Edaina problem
unte team lo vunna migilina vaallani pilichi maatlaaduthaaru. Naatho
maatladandi Sir. Na work choosi cheppandi Sir. Friendly ga undandi Sir.

Then Sir tells that he is the one who usually tells to be friendly

Chepputhaaru , kani undaru. Endukante antha meeku nachhinatte jaragalikada.

Cheyyalsina Language meere select chesthaaru, meere super antaru, kani adi
work out avutundoo ledoo kooda choodakundane meeru nanne convince
chesesthaaru.
Naku ela untundo telusa- idi raadu... nenu cheyyalenu ani aravalani
anipistundi.

USE CASES cheyyamantaru. Nenu chestanu. Kaani cheselope LLD ki
marchestaru. Navvuthunnru Sir naa project choosi maa freinds.

Hey Balu...., sample program cheyyamantaru. Nenedoo code raastaanu.
Meermoo CODING STANDARDS follow avvu.... COMMENTS rayyi.....FUNCTIONS
RAYATAM try cheyyi....
ani roju naa chutto tirugutoo arustoo vuntaru.

Nenelaa code rayaloo kooda meere decide chesesthe...nenu enduku Sir program
raayadam....
Chivariki program elaa debug cheyyaaloo kooda meere cheppestunte... Complie
kavatam ledu Sir.

Meeku teleedu. meeru cheppindi cheyyalekaa, naaku vachhindi cheppaleeka,
narakam choosanu Sir... narakam.

Frustration, kopam, chiraaku. Evarimeedha choopinchaalo, ela choopinchaalo
kooda theliyakapothe chivariki oka rooju cafetaria boy meeda kooda
arichesaanu. Daanitho cafetaria boy naaku coffee ivvadam manesadu....... Asalu
nenendhuku ala unnano cafetaria boy ke ardam kakapothe inka meekela telustundi
Sir.

Ippudu neenemi cheyali Sir. BUGS FIX cheyyali..anthe kadaa. Chestanu Sir.
Kaani ippatidaaka nenu chesinaa UI DESIGNING....PROGRAMMING .... evemi work
out kaaledu Sir.
Kaani ippudu chestunna Singapore project kachitam gaa Reuslt ravali. kaani
edo oka roju adi kooda raadu ani telisipotundi kadaa. Appudu naa project
spoil ayyindi ani meere badhapadataru.

Inthavaraku meeroka guide gaa gelichaanu anukuntunaaru kadaa ???. Kaani
mimmalni gelipinchadaaniki rendu yellaga neenu odipothoone unnanu.

ilaage oddipothu unthe, year ending lo entra naa project ani chooste andulo
emi vundadu.
Innallu nenu project cheyyatledu sir, chestunnattu act chesanu, ika mundu
kooda alage untanu.
Kaani naado request sir... nenu cheyyaleni work ichhesi nenedo cheseyyalani
maathram korukovoddu sir, please....